White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
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when you casually ask someone how they are and they start telling you all their problems
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
(Source: jape-art)
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jessidays)